Ain’t That a Bitch

Yep, that’s the one. If I had to name one, right now, at this moment in time, “Ain’t That a Bitch” from 1997’s “Nine Lives” is my favorite Aerosmith song. But I don’t have to. I can name as many fucking Aerosmith songs as I want, and having listened to their entire discography up and […]

Part VI: The Grind

In the penultimate installment of the series, I will present the final three Aerosmith songs that are not, at this time in history, my “favorite” Aerosmith song. They are: From “Nine Lives” (1997) “The Farm” “Falling Off” From “Honkin’ on Bobo” (2004) “The Grind” Tomorrow the “winner” will be announced, but let’s face it: we […]

Stop Messin’ Around (Part V)

Four more songs thrown out, only four left to compete for the title. What’s the point? What does it all mean? We may never know. From “Permanent Vacation” (1987) “Hangman Jury” From “Pump” (1989) “Young Lust” “Janie’s Got a Gun” From “Honkin’ on Bobo” (2004) “Stop Messin’ Around”

Part IV: Let the Music Do the Talking

We’re getting closer, people! 8 more songs have been eliminated: From “Get Your Wings” (1974) “Train Kept A Rollin’” From “Permanent Vacation” (1987) “The Movie” From “Pump” (1989) “What It Takes” “F.I.N.E.” “Monkey on My Back” From “Get a Grip” (1993) “Line Up” From “Nine Lives” (1997) “Crash” From “Just Push Play” (2001) “Sunshine”

Part III: Train Kept A Rollin’

… or: more Aerosmith songs, some of which I quite like, that still all have in common that there is at least on other Aerosmith song that I happen to like somewhat more. (Continued from here, and here.) From “Aerosmith” (1973) “Mama Kin” From “Get Your Wings” (1974) “Woman of the World” From “Toys In […]

The Great Aerosmith Song-Off of Twenty-Fourteen, Part II

Bla, bla, bla. Here are the Aerosmith songs that got eliminated from the 32nd-final: From “Aerosmith” (1973) “One Way Street” “Somebody” “Dream On” From “Get Your Wings” (1974) “Same Old Song and Dance” From “Toys in the Attic” (1975) “Toys in the Attic” “No More No More” From “Rocks” (1976) “Sick as a Dog” “Back […]

Same Old Song and Dance: Finding my Favorite Aerosmith Song

(As everything around here this is mostly for my own amusement, but why do anything without giving strangers (and friends) the option to comment on it, I figured.) Instead of picking up smoking like all the cool kids I spent my youth getting weirdly obsessed with Boston rock phenomenon, and early Simpsons guest stars, Aerosmith. I don’t listen […]

Black Screen

In my living room, I’ve got a LG BP420 Blu-Ray player connected via HDMI cable to an InFocus projector. This had worked without any problems until last night. Now, when I turn on the player, the projector (or any other attached HD screen; I tested) will show the LG startup logo for a second (maybe a […]